It’s a modern day Shangri-La, he said. Look at the mailboxes! Have you seen the snacks? There are really good snacks. Tablespoon-sized glass jars of Nutella that come with tiny silver spoons for spreading. Homemade gouda Cheez-Its. Hummus with bell peppers and carrots. Chocolate bunnies. Bananas dipped in a hard glaze of peanut butter and then put on a stick. All in precisely the right quantities and with the right caloric intake to ensure you stay beautiful forever. There are also really good moisturizers. Everybody’s skin looks really great. Have you seen a single dry flake? Anywhere? I didn’t think so.